Never allow free reign of your hotel room to your colleagues in Africa.
They will forget they're not in Vegas..
Insult your playlist of mid-90's hip-hop.
Insist on playing Justin Timberlake. Insist. Multiple times.
Turn the aircon to frigid.. Which leaks all over the floor. Then walk through it with sandy feet.
Leave their empties everywhere.
And then when they depart... Look you straight in the face, and ask whose room just got annihilated..
Good thing I like most of these people...
What was I rambling on about last? Hmm...
